When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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