am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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