There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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