Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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