YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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