Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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