If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
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