____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
"it" just moved
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
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