And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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