i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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