10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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