And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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