dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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