There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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