It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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