Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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