so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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