Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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