People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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