fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Ladies don't puke and tell
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize
