I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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