question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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