Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Randomize
