your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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