Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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