I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
tell your sister to shave her snatch
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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