I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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