okay pat passed out under dana's car
Non-Jews are for practice
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
either way he was missing a nipple.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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