butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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