windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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