Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
