i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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