I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
How does one acquire holy water?
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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