Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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