my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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