ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Randomize
