OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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