I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
