If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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