Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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