dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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