No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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