just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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