Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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