'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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