i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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