Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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