Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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