Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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