Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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