Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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