super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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