I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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