big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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