No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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