How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Randomize
