Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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