if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
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